The Life of the Star - Eurovision

Eurovision Song Contest, what can I say? A testimony to global culture? Yus yus, we know all about that! To the point:

The first three – Switzerland, Moldavia and Israel – were sooooo bad. Absolutely terrible.
Latvia – pure love. A capella with a wee robot. Just whoa. Bit like what Masaki & Co. did during the revision retreat...
Germany – country music with old folks. Uh...
Malta – oo, the guy sang like Boy George but was dressed like some sort of... uh... strange Latin Lover?
UK – ok, quite funny
Finland – the ones we were all waitying for! The monsters.
France – no comment. France – nul points...